Bangla funny(mojar)sms and Jokes(kotuk)collection
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<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Friend 1 : 2r roll koto? Friend 2: Atannobboi & 2r roll koto? Friend 1: Moydar nobboe! Friend 2 :Roll ki abar moyda hoi naki? Friend 1 : Turta ata hole amarta moyda hote parbena keno?? <<
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<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Friend 1: Kire meyeta toke marlo keno? Friend 2: Amar duder glase oy meyetir orna porchilo, Tay bollam ,medam orna tulen dudh khabo.R tate she amake marlo. Friend 1: ha ha ha! <<<<<
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<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. Sir : Boloto kon sentence e article nay? Student : Apni jodhi onumoti den ami bolte pari. Sir : Tik ache bolo. Student: I love you. Sir : ki bolle ! <<<<<<
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<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 4. Rughi : Amar ki hoieche doctor? Doctor : Apnar yes water rug hoieche? Rughi : Yes water rug mani bujlam na? Doctor : Yes = ha R Water = pani, apnar hapani rug hoieche. <<<<<
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<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5 . Sir : Tomader moddhe sobcheye alshe ke? Student : jani na sir. Sir : Tomra nischoy jano.jokhon tomader likhte di k na likhe boshe take? Student : Sir apni. Sir : What!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <<<<<
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<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 6. Girl : Excuse me brother that,s my site. Boy : ok but i am not your brother, My father never touched your mom. Girl : Sorry darling <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 7. Police : Tuye ey niya 3bar tanaye asli tur lojja kore na. Ashami : Amito mattro 3bar tanaye aslam r apnito protidin ey ashen apnar lojja kore na <<<<<<
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<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 8. Sir : Boloto kon jati pronirvorshil? Student :Nari jathi, sir. Sir : ki kore bujle ? Student : Sir apnar meye amake blechilo ami tomake chara bachbo na . Sir : ki bolli toi.....! <<<
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<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 9. sir : Jodhi pora na parish,tobe tor mathar sob chul tene chire pelbo. Student :Etodin pore bujlam! Sir : ki bujli...........? Student :Apnar mathay chul ney keno <<<
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<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 10. Girl : Amar jonno chelera pagol amar piche piche gurte takhe. Boy : Kom dhami jinisher customer ektu beshi thake tomi hoito janona. Girl :ki bolle tomi........! <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>