aamra sobai hoy khub boka, na hole, undiscovered geniuses...
* goromekapce ami thanday gumso 2mi ki odvut kobita likhcy ami r gadhar moto porcho 2mi
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valobese keu pagol hoy, r keu valobasa hariye pagol hoy. moral of the story:- pagol-ei valobase
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 khub sundor se jake ami chai, vagoban-er kache ami okei chai, mon chai take pete, tomar ki mon chai na? amar moto Dairy Milk khete
* misti kiss mathay, valobasar kiss thote, hot kiss.....? guess.... u dont know? on d bike silencer, try it, its really hot
* tomi ear bud diye dewall poriskar korchhe, keno? re pagol,dewall-ero to kan thake.
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 Shesh Hoyeche Borshar Din...Shamne Ashiteche Shit-er Din...Kapte Hobe Tin Tina Tin...Age Theke Prostuti Nin...Shiter Jama Kapor Kine Nin.....

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 tomi:Tor Girl frnd call dile Tor MA toke boke na? romi:Na'Or nam"Bettery low"diye save koreci,Cal asle Ma charge lagie dey!ami giya receiv kri.


* Man1-2mr nam ki? Man2-denish M1-babar nam? M2-finish M1-koren ki? M2-palish M1-hate ki? M2-Elish M1-dam ko2? M2-tiris M1-vai apni 1ta jinis.

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 tomi: acca mayeder school r samne board a lika thake gari aste chalan kintu mayder collage r samne lika thake na kano? romi:asole traffic police khub calak to ora jane mayeder collage r samne gari amni aste jay

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 FatheR:- Ai Tui To B.B.A Te Poris--Bolte Parbi Ar Full Meaning ki--? Chele:-Of Cource-- B.B.A=BiyeR Boyosh AkhoN....!!
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 Sir:-Sobai backteria ako. stu:-akchi sir. sir:-tor khatay to kicchu nai. stu:-sir backteria to khali cokhe dekha jayna !!

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 Jekhane Valolaga, sekhane Valobasha. Jekhane Valobasha, sekhane prem. Jekhane prem, sekhane betha. R Jekhane betha, sekhane. moov

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 Hasband: ami jodi lotari jite jai, tumi ki korbe? Wife: Ami tar ordhek taka niya paliye jabo. Husband: ami 50taka jitechi, ei nao 25tk jao bhago..

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 proti-ti sofol purush-er pichone ekta kore meye thake, jodi tumi besi sofol hote chao meyer songkha bariye dao.
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 jodi tumi roj poro tahole tomar matha khub valo noy, jara ses time-e pore exam dite pare, r tarai sera....fakibazi rocks.
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 protibesi k? je nijer cheyeo tomar proti besi interest, protibesi. ¤ ami bristi-te hat-te chai, karon jate keu amar chokher jol dekhte na pai. ata purano, notun ta holo ami sob somai-e hat-te chai karon petrol-er dam khub besi.
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 ekta kalo bou tar swami k:tumi taratari barir janlai porda lagao, karon paser barir chhele-ta amake dekhar chesta korchhe. swami:chhele take ekbar dekhte dao, o nijei or janlai porda lagiye nebe.
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 tomi:i love u romi ek chor mere tomi k:ki bolli tui? tomi:kandte kadte jodi suntei na pele to amake marle keno?
 ¤ pagla garode sobai nachhilo, 2jon chup chap dekchhilo, dr vablo ei 2jon hoito valo hoye gechhe...dr:tomra nachhona keno? 1pagol uttor dilo:amra bor r bou.

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 kotha noy mukhe mukhe a jhamela gechhe chuke, kotha bolo sms a kotha hoy facebook-e. ¤
 wife:wonderful item for entertainment. husband:handsome useful smart but at night dangerous.

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 jokhon dorja khulam tokhon dekhlam, tomar mukh ha, tomar chokhe jol, tarpor bujhlam tomar hat dorjai aatke gechhe.
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 cricket-e ache dada, football-e ache nani n kaka. sport ekhon notun sangsaar.

¤ 1min tomai chhara thaka mane.... 60sec tomai chhara thaka.

¤ bangla teacher:ram babur chhele raat jege fashion tv dekhche, ekhane fashion tv kon karok? student: khoti karok, sir.
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1.  ami chand k ask korlam, dekhchho amar priyojon? chand bollo, 1st: ami tomar chakor noi. 2nd: ami ato upor theke kichui dekhte pai na 

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 amra joto pori toto jani, joto jani toto vuli, tahole amra ato porbo keno?
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 munna: amar gf songe somporkho nosto hoye gechhe, kal gf tar notun boy friend-er sathe kisser chhobi mms kore amake pathalo. tomy: ta tui ki korli? munna: gf-er baba k pthiye dilam.

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 ramu: ami goto rate dekhlam toilet me bagh bose ache. kalu: tarpor? ramu: tarpor r ki bag ta ke bollam tumi koro, amar pant-e hoye gechhe.
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 santa: 2din dudh dite aso ni keno? goyala: 2din bou-er sorir khub kharap chilo tai. santa: re baba 2din to gorur dudh diye jete parte.
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 malik: ekhono mosa ta ekhono kaner ghurchhe, ami bollam mere dao. chakor: babu, mosa take mere diyechhi, ata to or bou, vidhawa hoye kadchhe.

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 bollo to tom-jerry er konta interesting jinis ki? puro din kapor chhara ghore, kintu swiming korar somay swiming suit pore....
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 akash ajo kalo hoye chheye gelo, bou amake aj abar marbe, mon-to bole sob vule ja, kintu ki korbo kazer meye ta ajo sundor sari pore ese chhilo.
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 1ta ghore 2ti pagol chhilo, 1joner nam=ami pagol, onyo joner nam=se pagol, 1 din se pagol ghor theke chole gelo, tahole ghore k thaklo?

• ¤ boy: baba, girl friend ki? baba: jokhon 2mi valo chhele hobe tokhon 1ta pabe, boy: r jodi valo na hoy? baba:tahole onek gulo pabe. 
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•  ekta meye ke imprees korte hole- take respect korte hobe, valobaste hobe, gift dite hobe, kintu chhele impress korte hole just smile.
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•  1ta student roj math teachher-er barite phone korechhe, math-er bou: r kotodin bolbo je sir mara gechhe. stu: more gechhe sunte valo lage tai. ¤ mandir e pooja korte hobe, masjid-e namaaz porte hobe, kano na tomake sms kora khub pap, karon tumi rep dao na. 
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•  PREM kokhon hoy? jokhon apnar soni mathar upor thake, tar upor mongol vari hoy, shukro te mosha kamray r god yarki mud-e thake tokhon PREM hoi. 
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•  tumio ekdin amar moton, kosto pabe, tumio amar moto chokher jol felbe, ar amar kotha vabbe. kobe jano? jedin tumi amar moto piyaj katbe. 
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•  sob somay mone rakhbe tumi pore jete paro, r ami tomai tulbo, hahaha kore hasir por. 
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•  ek meye ke ami bolechhilam, tomai na pele ami more jabo, meye-ta bolechhilo more jao, tarpor.... amar man-sorman sob gelo. 
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•  meye ra 1meye ke gift dei perfume, earing, suits, ful, chocolets. kintu chhele-ra, eine meye tar number, sudu amar nam bolbi na.
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• ¤ ekta chhoto path-o onek dur mone hoy jodi songe keu na thake, r onek dur o kachhe hoy, jodi pichone pagla kukur thake.
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•  teacher: aj prothom bar tumi class e kotha bolchho age to bolte na, ki hoyechhe tomar? student: sms pack ses hoye gechhe sir. 
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•  1,2,3 ki vabchhis? vule geli? ok.... ami bolchhi.... 4,5,6 pora-sonai mon de dustumi na kore.
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•  jodi tumi prem koro tahole niche dekho.... dara tor maa k bolchhi.... kakimaa.
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•  swapno chhara keu khusi hoi na, valobasa chhara keu prathona kore na. hawker chhara keu kauke barite dukhte dei na.
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•  tui ekta sim nibi naki? simer dam 10taka. 365 taka talk time, 1p/3sec, 500sms/day for 6 months. sim nite hole tor 1copy matha nera photo lagbe. 
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•  jodi tumi amai vebo, r ami tomai, tahole bhujhe neoya jai je amader kono kaz nei, amra bekar. 
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• jani ami tomar bondhu hoi tahole ekta number choose koro.... 50,100,200,300 amake number ta reply korar dorkar nei, sudu toto takar recharge amar number e kore dao. 
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•  sms khub mojar jinis, 20jon ke pathao to 10jon porei na, 5jon delete kore dei, 4jon-er inbox full thake r 1 matro pagol-e ete pore.
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•  ami akash hoye 2k dekhte chai , batas hoye porso korte chai , poth hoye poth dekhate chai,sei prother pase BEL gach hoye BEL fele tor matha fatate chai....dum fotas.
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•  amra phone e besi kotha boli na,kintu sms e boli,coz amra CENTER FRESH khai,r CENTER FRESH mukhe lagam lagai,hate noi.
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•  DUDER BOTOL,ZINUK BATI,BONDHU TUMI VERY NAUGHTY. AAJ KE KATHA VIJIO NA, MAA K R JALIO NA, LACTOZEN ER KOUTO VORE,ADOR DILAM UJJAR KORE
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•  EK LOK ER HEART-ATTARCK HOYE GELO.... JOKHON TAR KAZER BOU ...